Joe Riley





Those are just a few of the words that describe my daily life.

I live a life that’s anything but ordinary.

Is Joe Riley my real name? Fuck no. That’s some alias I made back when I was in high school.

Truth is, I am a high-profile M&A lawyer based in New York. Should any of this information get out, I would be in very big trouble.

But I need an outlet – an anonymous audience. Not some shrink, nor my family, nor some random person at the bar. I need the anonymity of the Internet.

Here we go…