Thank God for Alcohol

Really, one of the greatest things that has ever been said in the history of the world is from Benjamin Franklin:


or maybe it was Homer Simpson…


Either way, there is no way that I’d be able to get through the daily grind without alcohol. I don’t know how people in other professions go through the day without drinking.

Do middle-class people not have stress during the day? How the fuck do they cope? I know they can’t do drugs, nor drink… What do they do? Go for a walk?

They live such simple lives.

It feels like my fucking heart is going to pound out of my chest. The stress of work has been near-unbearable. We’ve all been pulling 20 hour days in order to get this deal done. I have no fucking clue if we’re going to be able to pull it off or not. We’re going elephant hunting, as Warren Buffet calls it.

This will be the biggest acquisition that my firm has ever made. Pressure’s on, boys.

Let’s saddle up and fucking do this.

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